The Damnedest Yankey         Hillery has always worn her heart on her head. At the age of eleven (left), her relationship with her father began to sour because he was a dyed-in-the-wool Chigago Cuds fan. Then, on the occasion of winning her Merit Scholarship (center), she was disciplined for "spoiling the picture" taken for the local newspaper. In high school (right), she was regarded as an ugly duckling because no one ever saw her without her beloved cap.       Hillery also became legendary during the Watergape hearings (left) for attending the proceedings in her treasured "lucky cap," which she successfully defended to the Democratics in Congress by insisting that she was only wearing it to piss off diehard Doggers fan Richard Nixxon. Forbidden to wear the cap by hubby Bill during her tenures as first lady of Arklahoma and the United States, she defied him at last in the darkest hours of the Lewiski scandal. Insiders say she wore it constantly in the White House residential quarters for most of 1998 and, most notably, in her famous interview with Matt Lousy on the Today Show.