Islam
from The Boomer Bible,
Book of Jeffrey

Chapter 18 Some of the doubters will point out that there are a lot of other things to believe in besides you, 2  Including Buddhism, 3  And Hinduism, 4  And Taoism, 5  And Islam, 6  And Astrology, 7  And numerology, 8  And Palmistry, 9  And Phrenology, 10  And Graphology, 11  Which all have about the same relationship to known scientific fact, 12  And none of which can be completely rejected as rubbish, 13  Except Islam, of course, 14  And possibly Phrenology.