Jodi Arias. She’s crazy.
Amanda Knox. She’s dumb as a box of rocks.
Ojay. Heeey, everybody. I’m still here. I did it. Not that. But something.
Thought it was time to do some real reporting for a change. It’s my duty and privilege to serve my readers. I know I’m not Nancy Grace, but I’ll show you what she won’t: her wardrobe malfunction. Now who’s your go to tabloid court reporter? Exactly.