What Not to Wear on Your Head

I really think it looks natural.

I really think it looks natural. I’m a Republican congressman you know.

All right. It’s bad enough that none of the New Media conservatives has a copy editor or even a secretary who knows how to spell. I get it that it’s one of our virtues that Republican congressmen and senators are mostly used car dealers. But do so many of them have to look like it?

If the Koch Brothers are so sinister and Machiavellian, can’t they organize a SuperPAC for the purpose of making these 80 IQ glunks at least look presentable?

Stacy and Clinton are out of a job now. I bet they could be purchased to do makeovers of the dumbest looking politicians outside of Trenton, NJ. Don’t laugh. I bet they could.

No. I guess that won’t happen. The difference between conservatives and Republican politicians. Conservatives are too smart to run for office. Republicans are too dumb not to. No doubt, something they learned at the Bobby Joe Law School and Hair Supply Company, Inc.

One thought on “What Not to Wear on Your Head

  1. This had me laughing and cringing in equal measures! In the field of computer graphics, there’s something called the Uncanny Valley, where faces look almost but not quite right, leaving viewers with an unpleasant experience: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncanny_valley

    This guy right here, he’d fit right in: http://www.google.com/search?biw=768&bih=929&tbm=isch&ei=xiSdUa6PEdKy4AOPzoEg&oq=+face+uncanny+valley&gs_l=img.3…13486.13801.0.14679.3.3.0.0.0.0.70.189.3.3.0…0.0…1c.1.14.img.m4rAUS-HI-0&q=face%20uncanny%20valley

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