Rachel Maddow

Like my Adam's apple? Implant.

Like my Adam’s apple? Implant.

It’s gotta be tough. To be smart. Really smart. But not brilliant, insightful, or breakthrough. To be just a glib repetitious cliche. You’re a Rhodes Scholar, well paid, and nothing but a propaganda mouthpiece for the lamest political agenda in 80 years.

All so so old. Why nobody watches anymore. Why you must be tearing your hair out. Touch of grey seems appropriate.

2 thoughts on “Rachel Maddow

  1. I bet Andy Samberg could do a killer parody of her show. But I also bet he won’t.

    • Didn’t know Samberg but now that I do, you’re right. Dead ringer facially. He’s not as manly as Maddow, though as an actor, he could work on that. You know, butch it up for the five minute skit that would be required.

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