I know it’s hard to accept. You don’t have to. Only I have to. You don’t know what it’s like to behold you.
It’s an advantage, I admit. I know everything, for example. Like who killed Kennedy, what happened to the Holy Grail and the Ark of the Covenant, and what the New World Order is all about. I also know who wrote Shakespeare’s plays and what the Voynich manuscript means.
I take my orders directly from HQ at Rosslyn Chapel in Scotland.
Feel free to discuss. Just trying to remain as relevant as all the other stories coursing through the media while the four real reporters in the nation are on Christmas vacation.
I don’t know for sure, but I’m thinking that if I were you, I’d have some questions. I can answer some if not all. Please advise.