Andrea Tantaros. One of The Five. She keeps competing with Kimberly Guilfoyle. Bigger breasts, yes. But KG has a whole Youtube devoted to her upskirts. Andrea has just this one still photo. Poor girl. But not as poor as Dana Perino. Sorry sad little mediocrity. Cute hair, tiny brain, no ethics whatsoever. Small breasts do not an intelligent woman make. Yeah. Come at me. Fa la la la la la.

Been hearing a lot about how reflexively conservatives defend Fox News in our pursuit of a racist, sexist, homophobic agenda against Obama. Right. Try this from years ago:

The O’Really [Bracket]

Or maybe Part 2, namely, Hannity.

Part 3? John Gibson and Andrew Napolitano.

And let’s not forget the Pope.

Or the Nun of K Street.

You lefties are all pretty funny. But so are we. Difference is, we can laugh at ourselves. You can’t.

Which makes you the joke. Happy Holidays.

Honestly, truly, and completely, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, no matter how unlikely that is.

NOTE: if you’re on an iPad, you might not hear anything. Hie thee to your laptop, where you’ll hear everything. Our experts are working on the iPad, working on everything, but they’re mad about my racist, sexist, homophobic, etc, attitude. Just kidding. All they really want is deniability. It’s a small sacrifice. Get thee to thy laptop.

Life, you see.