The new show is called Outnumbered. Exactly the same as The View. Women talking over each other, allowing no one to get a word in edgewise.

Shows how wrong I can be about a prediction. (I predicted to my wife that given the lineup it could be Fox News’s smartest show.) Women who have intellect don’t understand the responsibility it entails. It’s just one more weapon in their arsenal. Smile, tits, legs, smarts. I think that’s the right order.

Pretty much fed up with all women but my wife. And Sarah. (I exaggerate for effect. Because I’m a blogger.)

Sad to say. But they’re all beauties, dontcha know.

Our host. Harris Faulkner.

Jedediah Bila. The smartest of the lot.

Kirsten Powers. Glorious liberal.

Katie Pavlich. One of the last three investigative reporters in the country. The other two are also women.

Andrea Tantaros . The Greek. How can The View answer this?

Sandra Smith. Business network girl.

Kimberly Guilfoyle. The Irish have no shame. I’ll prove it in a second.

Yeah, today she looks like a vampire. But she’s one of those ‘former federal prosecutors’ all women are these days. Only she once looked like this.

Only Fox News can bring it like this.

So their opening show didn’t work out so well. It happens every day at noon. Maybe I’m being too hard on them. Not a big fan of female intellect. But you knew that going in. And you should know for a fact that my candidate for president is Sarah Palin.

And, rarely for me, I don’t care at all about her smile, tits, legs, et cetera. I do wish she would learn to lower her voice, That would be a huge plus. Just saying.