Articles of the Pontifical Harrier Parish

Of the sufficiency of the Harrier Texts
for attainment of El Dorado

The Harrier Texts contain all things necessary for attainment of El Dorado; so that anything which is not in them, nor to be inferred from them, is not relevant to the Way and need not be heeded. By the term Harrier Texts is meant the approved texts of the Past and Present Testaments, as referenced below:

Of the Names and Number of the Approved Harrier Texts

The First Book of Apes The Book of Glory
The Second Book of Apes The Book of the White Man's Burden
The Third Book of Apes The Book of Gotterdammerung
The Fourth Book of Apes The Book of Manifest Destiny
The Fifth Book of Apes The Book of Bloody Noses
The Book of Gypsies The Book of the Motherland
The Book of Mesopotamians The Book of the Great Wall
The First Book of Greeks The Book of the Divine Wind
The Second Book of Greeks The Book of Others
The First Book of Barbarians The Book of Psongs
The Second Book of Barbarians The Book of Psayings
The Book of Bubonites The Book of Pnotes
The Book of Giants The Book of Psomethings
The Book of Explorers The Book of Pspeciastes
The Book of El Dorado Six VIPs the Greater
Four VIPs the less

All the Books of the Present Testament, as they are commonly reproduced, we do accept as Approved.