The First Black President
from The Boomer Bible,
Book of Broad Streeters

Chapter 22 (beginning at the 19th verse)
If he wants to be elected to high office,
20  Support him and do what he says,
21  Without thinking about it at all.
22  If he wants to be as corrupt as all the white people are,
23  Support him and do what he says,
24  Without thinking about it at all.
25  If he wants to get away with absolutely everything, no matter who gets hurt,
26  Support him and do what he says,
27  Without thinking about it at all,
28  Because all the white people loathe and despise him,
29  Without exception,
30  But they know he speaks for every one of you...