Chapter 42 But the government won't succeed in taking all the money away from the Capitalists, 2 Because the Capitalists will come up with a new idea, 3 Which they will know is a good idea because it worked so many times before, 4 And will again, 5 Because when everybody who lives in a Capitalist Nation is basically out of money, 6 And can't buy things anymore, 7 They get restless, 8 Which means there will be a war soon, 9 And so it's probably a good idea to start investing in munitions factories, 10 Including factories that make warships, 11 And factories that make tanks, 12 And factories that make guns, 13 And factories that make gunpowder, 14 And what do you know! 15 Hello War! 16 Goodbye Great Depression! 17 Happy days are here again! |