Eisenhower
from The Boomer Bible,
Book of Yanks

Chapter 137 The new Yank president was named Ike, 2  Which wasn't a Jewish name, 3  Since the Yanks have never had a Jewish president, 4  Because why would they do that, 5  When there are so many WASPs available? 6  In fact, Ike was short for Eisenhower, 7  Who was the same Eisenhower that had conquered Europe in World War II, 8  And had an idea about the Korean thing, 9  Which was to propose peace talks, 10  While talking a great deal about how much fun it would be to turn North Korea into a radioactive desert, 11  Forever. 12  After the peace talks had been successfully concluded, 13  Eisenhower took a nap, 14  For about eight years, 15  While the Yanks went out and made more money than you can shake a pointed stick at.