The people listed in the Year 2000 Who's Who of Who's That?* are completely fictional, as are all events, dates, nations, geographical locations, and planets referenced herein. Here and there in the listing, readers may encounter names or descriptions which remind them of living or historical persons. Such instances should be regarded as purely coincidental and should not be interpreted as a comment on, or criticism of, the living or historical person to which the reader's imagination has created a fanciful connection. Okay?

*Yeah, we know. It's confusing. But you know how there are, like, people you never heard of (or maybe one time but you forgot about it) who suddenly come up because they're in charge of something? Like that Coffee Anon dude at the U.N.? Or people who used to be famous so far back nobody even remembers them for not being famous anymore? Like that Rudolf the Valentino dude? Or people who are famous with the kind of people who keep track of who did what so long ago that nobody but them cares about it? Like that Napolean dude? You know, it's like a combination of Who's Behind the Who's Who Are Really Who and Who Kind of Used to Be Who in the Whole Wurld and Who Maybe Might Really Be Who If You Cared About the Kind of Shit They Did? Anyway, this is where they all are, or at least the ones we had to put in because Dr. Pangloss or somebody said we had to or no passing grade on the assignment. (Don't tell Dr. Pangloss, but when we get some time to work on it, we'll probably lift some stuff out of the Encyclopedia Ameria. If we get some time, that is. Who's gonna know? The only way Dr. Pangloss would know is if he wrote the Encyclopedia Ameria. And he didn't, right? Right? Cool.)