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Santa!
Not Nice!
by Calley Winsock, MPI Feature
Reporter
Joisey
City, New Joisey--A depressing Yuletide season was made more so this week
by a department store Santa who allegedly told children there would be
no Christmas this year because he was mad at Ameria.
"He was actually scary," said outraged mother of two, Clarice Wilbur. "He
told my twin three-year-olds they didn't deserve any presents and said
the only thing he'd be bringing in his sleigh this year was 'death and
destruction, which would rain down on the chimneys of Ameria.' I heard
him with my own ears."
Clarice and dozens of other mothers and their kids had come to the Joisey
City Lo-Mart for the traditional rite of meeting the legendary 'jolly old
elf' in person.
After fifteen or more toddlers broke down in tears, angry mothers confronted
a bewildered store manager, William Burble, 36, who dismissed the disgruntled
Santa on the spot.
"We had no idea what he was going to do," Burble said. "I won't say I didn't
have misgivings about hiring him. He was way too tall, for one thing. And
his English wasn't great, either.
"But we live in an ethnically diverse community," Burble explained. "According
to Lo-Mart EEO policies I couldn't refuse to hire him just because he had
an accent. How was I to know he was going to be mean to the kids? I thought
he needed the job and would try hard."
Annette
Treefall, 29, was one of several irate mothers who weren't satisfied with
mere dismissal of the offending Santa. They demanded that Burble call the
police.
Officers
responding to the call were sympathetic but insisted there was nothing
they could charge the Lo-Mart Scrooge with. "It's not like he actually
slapped a kid," police said.
Treefall
disagrees. "He ruined Christmas for my child," she said. "Maybe for all
these kids. Maybe forever. How can they ever believe in Santa again? I
think he's a terrorist."
Lo-Mart offered free gifts from its toy department to all the traumatized
children, and police officers lingered to hand them out.
"It's
a shame," said store manager Burble. "I wish it hadn't happened. But how
was I to know?"
The name
of the sinister Santa was withheld because he was not charged in the incident,
although Burble volunteered a display photo (above) taken in the store
because it was the property of Lo-Mart.
The current
whereabouts of the discharged Santa are unknown. Let's hope he retires
from a profession for which he is entirely unsuited.
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