Chapter 9
After World War II, the Hebrews decided to move back to Israel,
2 Or Zion,
3 Or Palestine,
4 Or whatever it was,
5 Which caused problems,
6 Because Canaan was this really beautiful land,
7 Full of sand,
8 Which is why all the Arabs feel like they just can't live without
it,
9 Since it goes great with all the other lands of the near east,
10 Which are also full of sand,
11 As well as oil,
12 Which causes problems too.
Chapter 10
What with sand and other very important issues like that, the peoples
of the near east decided the only thing to do was kill each other,
2 As much as possible,
3 Forever,
4 And so they did.
5 Some of the killing was for religious reasons,
6 And some of it was for economic reasons,
7 But mostly it was for irreconcilable differences,
8 Since they were all so completely and utterly different from
one another,
9 Except for their noses,
10 And their love of sand,
11 And their fanatical devotion to their religion,
12 And their consuming desire to annihilate their enemies,
13 Which were usually everybody else... |
