The PC Crowd

From The Boomer Bible,
Book of Swarthmorons

Chapter 34
And then again, maybe you have no interest in the creative arts at all.
2  Maybe you're a brilliant academic instead,
3  And want to be a professor of art criticism,
4  Or history,
5  Or literature,
6  Or psychology,
7  Or philosophy,
8  Or even science.
9  If this is the path you prefer, you are in luck,
10  Because once again, there are only two rules you need to observe:
11  First, remember that the only demonstrable good on this earth is the exclusive province of the Others,
12  Who always get it in the neck,
13  And who are always right,
14  No matter what position they take,
15  On any issue,
16  And even if they change their position from time to time,
17  Because there are no contradictions.
18  And if the Others ever change their position, then you must simply change your position right along with them,
19  Without thinking about it at all,
20  Because the Others are always right,
21  And I mean always,
22  Dead right.		 Chapter 35
You will find that this first rule of the academic path makes all your scholarship easy and simple,
2  Because there are no difficult dilemmas to deal with,
3  No difficult decisions to make
4  And no analysis needed.
5  For any question you may wish to inquire into,
6  Just look for the Others in the vicinity of your question,
7  And develop your positions and arguments accordingly,
8  Without thinking about it at all.
9  And if one set of Others comes into conflict with another set of Others,
10  Rest assured that right is always on the side of the others who are less white,
11  Less male,
12  Less western,
13  And less advanced technologically.