The Class of 2004

"I saw all these other ancient broads doing it, so I thought, why the hell not?" Ann Bankrupt smiles at her own candor. "They didn't let me show a damned thing in the movie. So they'll pay for it now." That's right— the great wheel of life has finally swung all the way around to its beginning, and the original Mrs. Robinson has at last been signed to play the part on the Londun stage.  Ironically, Bankrupt concedes she's never been all that fond of The Carnal Graduate, despite its status as a movie classic. "I always thought it was just a pile of manure. I would never have slept with Dustin Hopeless. What a jerk. This new kid looks like a jerk too. But I'm not as picky now as I was then. If he'll look at me when I drop that towel, then I'll sleep with him—on stage if that's how they're doing it now." You see, Ann Bankrupt is an actress, born and bred. You know the old saying, breeding will tell? When it does, it speaks volumes.