THE BOOK OF THE VIP
ZIGGIE
{19 Chapters}
What the unconscious wants
Chapter 7
According to Ziggie, when an uego got vneurotic
2 You had to take it on a tour of the unconscious,
3 Which is called wpsychoanalysis,
4 And involves,
5 By an odd coincidence,
6 xA couch and a flashlight.
7 Usually, the thing that was making the ego neurotic was something that happened a long long time ago,
8 In your childhood,
u. 3.2
v. 6.9
w. Brit.6.29
x. 1.3
y. Dav.19.9
z. Psay.5Q.23
   F&J.14.13
aa. Carl.3.8
bb. F&J.13.14
cc. 4.3
dd. 3.2
ee. Ira.33.1-3
9 yWhen the unconscious was trying to have sex with your mother,
10 zAnd got upset because it couldn't 
11 Usually in the middle of some important phase,
12 Like the aaoral phase,
13 Or the bbanal phase,
14 Causing the ccsuperego to start telling the ddego a bunch of vicious lies,
15 Which the ego believed, of course,
16 eeBecause the human ego is capable of believing almost anything,
17 As Ziggie found out. 
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Copyright (c) 1991 by R. F. Laird