Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.

Looking for some help here. Has anyone else noticed that the Democrats don’t have any young’uns on the bench? The two supposed front runners for the 2016 nomination are Biden and Hillary. Who are both, uh, old. Come the 2017 inauguration, Biden will be 75 and Hillary will be 70. As first-termers. The rest of the Democrat leadership is similarly, uh, old. Right now, Harry Reid is 74 and Nancy Pelosi is 73. Younger Dem stars like Anthony Weiner and Jesse Jackson Jr. are usually either disgraced or in jail. And their women are, without exception, drabs, dykes, or dingbats. Elizabeth Warren. Kathleen Sebelius. Debbie Wasserman-Schultz. Barbara Boxer. Janet Napolitano. Sheila Jackson Lee. Claire McCaskill. Maxine Waters. Elena Kagan. Sonia Sotomayor. Mayor Bloomberg. Barbara Mikulski. Twinks or toads all.

No wonder the Dems went a little crazy and thought they might nominate airhead movie star Ashley Judd to run for the senate in Kentucky. I mean, if you’re the party of Hollywood, celebrity, and the glamour of unbridled hedonism, you should have at least one sexually attractive invitee to the party, shouldn’t you? But she couldn’t even leave Tennessee long enough to press flesh in Kentucky. And her only (and every) political metaphor was rape. Bye, Ashley.

Which leaves Hillary. Who’s actually more celebrity than statesman when you think about it. She pretty much sucks at both politics and governance. The 2008 nomination was absolutely hers to lose. She lost it. As Secretary of State for a president who despised her she was given practically nothing to do. And she still managed to pull off one of the biggest, most appalling and humiliating blunders a Secretary of State ever presided over in real time crisis mode.

She’s a housewife with a law degree and a nasty personality who nevertheless still basks in the reflected charisma of her morally loathesome husband, who is the only remaining star in the Democratic firmament. Until he keels over from a Viagra overdose.

They tell us that Democrats are the party of young people. Really? Really? Their future and the dreams they presume to offer are all locked firmly in the middle of the last century. They’re a joke.

So how desperate is it that the liberal political and media establishment will commit every kind of fraud, perjury, and moral negligence to preserve the career of this arid, corrupt ideologue?

As I said, give me some help here.

PS. And, yes, our pug Eloise IS beautiful. Far more than any other female named in this post. So there.