Don’t get in her face today.

Don’t tell her a task is almost there. Don’t tell her the deerhound is being somewhat obedient. Don’t tell her you sort of understand what it must be like to be a military contractor in the midst of the sequester.

Everyone she works with knows these simple truths. I’m just warning the rest of you. Whatever you do, whatever you say in the Comments, don’t piss her off.

Two rules. Don’t EVER turn your back to her. Something about a hurricane.

And don’t EVER let her get on horseback when you’ve crossed her. She WILL ride you down.

And, no. it’s not all about armor and rhetoric. It’s also about celtic magic.

Swap out the hair for a red mane and you’ve got the picture. Are we understanding one another?

Other than that, she’s sweet and docile and nice. Are we clear? Good. That’s settled then.