FLOTUS FREELOADICUS.
Found this for you. Pretty funny.
ABC Proves Michelle Obama Is Superficial And Devoid Of Accomplishment
Today is First Lady Michelle Obama’s 50th birthday and to help commemorate this momentous occasion ABC News has prepared a list of ways you can help her celebrate. The list of 50 Ways To Celebrate Michelle Obama’s Birthday is supposed to be a loving tribute, but it shows how truly unimportant Barack’s “trophy wife” has been.
The list tries really hard to note all of Michelle’s accomplishments, but the best it can come up with is drinking more water and forcing school children to eat food they describe as “barf.” Other important things the First Lady has done include shopping and taking vacations. She really hasn’t established herself as a woman of the people.
Here are a few highlights of the ways you can be like Michelle:
1. Dance to Beyonce
3. Move into a massive new house with your family and invite your mother to move in too
5. Make the cover of Vogue
8. Buy a Jason Wu dress
11. Shop at J. Crew
16. Watch Spike Lee’s “Do The Right Thing” on your first date with your future husband
18. Hang out with your friend, Oprah
23. Roll your eyes at House Speaker John Boehner or the Danish prime minister
The list goes on and is followed by:
Wow, those seem like the accomplishments of Paris Hilton or maybe a Kardashian, not the Ivy League educated First Lady of the United States. She really comes off as a Marie Antoinette-type character that frivolously spends as the people suffer under the “King’s” iron rule. Instead of “let them eat cake” she says, “make them eat vegetables.”
And then it gets worse, which we’ll forego because we’re that kind of polite guy.
In case anybody thought our previous post was too dark. The end of the world isn’t really the end of the world. It’s just the genesis of the Sarcasticon. Kind of like Double Jeopardy, when all the stakes are doubled and scores can really change.
Sure leaves a sour taste in my mouth.
Sorry. I thought the fact everyone outside the beltway and Hollywood knows she’s a joke was worth a laugh. But you’re right that in so many ways it’s simply not funny.
An emailer suggested Michelle should take her next vacation in Russia. I responded that that wouldn’t happen until Russia solved its problem of side by side toilets.
But then I remembered this fact from the reign of The Sun King, a generation before the French Revolution:
“France’s King Louis XIV would apparently hold official meetings while sitting on the toilet.” (Yes, it’s an actual quote from a medical blog. Search for yourself. Not trying to make people sick here.)
Maybe Michelle Antoinette wouldn’t mind. Who cares what peasants think of what you do? Not like anything she would do would stink or anything.
With my mind deciding between disgust and laughter, I went with laughter on this one (as you intended)! What a hilarious waste of an inherited position, she’s just cashing it in, milking it for all its worth. A perfect self-commentary, in my opinion.