WH spokespeople are saying President Trump has asked Hillary Clinton to serve as his liaison to China’s rapidly expanding and increasingly ambitious military. “The mission is to silence some of the provocative rhetoric we’ve been hearing in our intelligence reports,” said Sarah Sanders.
Hillary is an obvious choice. As a former Secretary of State she has gravitas but no official agency affiliation. Sanders added, “We think Ms. Clinton can calm things down a lot if she gains access to a wide enough audience.’
We think she can make them stand still for what she demands of them.
Like, there’s history there between them, you know?
Well, at least the Gorgon is diversifying. She’s turning people to terracotta rather than just stone. This is probably for the best. Peggy Noonan had an epiphany awhile back (similar to Christopher Hitchens’ that Hillary was in politics for “psychothereupeutic reasons”). Hillary *needs* politics. Without it, she’s in a mansion in Chappaqua, drinking red wine and muff-diving with Huma the Mad Mullah of the Muslim Sisterhood. She can probably also cut some shady side deals with the Chi-Coms to enrich the Clinton Foundation’s money laundering operation. Idol hands are the devil’s plaything, and if she’s in a pantsuit in China she’s not at home plotting in her muumuu.