Shhhhh! Don't tell Ellio...
 
...but El Coolio is planning a great surprise for him when he gets back home to Cuber. There's going to be a brand new amusement park that will put DizzyWorld to shame. Because the economy's going to start recovering so soon, Castrol is personally taking part in the planning for El Coolio Mundo, which will have one of those big wheel things, some tents, and a lot of cartoon Cuben animals, like maybe Miguel Mouse and Donaldo Duck. It's going to be great. Ellio won't miss Maimi for a second. And he'll still be able to pay the kids' admission price, which is only half the price of an adult ticket—140,000,000 rubles.
 
 
 
 
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