NFL Cat Fight

Orange cats tend to win.

Orange cats tend to win. Turquoise cats are all David Caruso CSI Miami poseurs. Er, maybe I’m wrong. What with me always winning though, again and again, constantly, there’s no chance I am wrong.

What a gush of coverage. Millions of words on ESPN and the NFL Channel, not to mention all the other networks. One was offended, another was shocked to discover that offense had been taken. Hmmm. Somehow, somebody somewhere was outraged by the fact that one NFL player told another that “I want to cum in your mouth,” and we think the whole thing is about bullying. Bullying? Or racism. Racism? How about gayness? Or is it gayitude? But no. We all have to pretend it’s about something, anything, else. What a bunch of easily led sheep we are.

Time out. We all believe in gay marriage now and that if the Redskins could just change their name we’d all be fine. Right? Right.

Anybody else think this whole orgy of discussion is kind of an NFL death wish?

No? Get a room.

Can't get Raebert interest on this one. He has an unusual interest in naked women. All of them. Perhaps a subject for another day...

Can’t get Raebert interested in mammal fish. Dolphins have no boobs. He has an unusual interest in naked women. All of them. He’s not even incognito about it. He wants to see it all. Perhaps a subject for another day…

Rae, no. Raebert, stop it! Quit hitting my iPad hand!

Damn. He doesn’t have to look so pleased with himself.

I really love the triangle things.

I really love the triangle things.

OK. He is. Pleased with himself.

But then he could take most of the NFL in a moment. Ray Lewis wouldn’t last 30 seconds. As a league, the NFL can’t go a single week anymore without humiliating itself. Rae is always Rae.

You know. Triangles.

You know. Triangles.

ADDENDUM:

Had an email exchange with a friend while this post was unfolding. (How retro. I know.) But here’s some of what I said:

If I were not the old old man I am, I’d do it all differently. I wouldn’t slice myself to pieces by insisting that I had to impoverish myself for my kids’ education, as if that were some sort of divine duty. I’d put myself in a community with good Catholic schools, which are costly but not brutally extortionate. I’d involve myself intimately in their choice of college — not for name or prestige but for curriculum, something they actually like. And cost effective as possible. Not to save your Volvo but to preserve their own sense of starting without a huge debt burden

We’re in a new age. People don’t care about Yale and Harvard anymore because Yale and Harvard have become frauds. What people want are workers, people who can write and think and show up on time and not snark when the Keurig isn’t working. It used to be the case that the super successful were half Ivy types and half Southeastern Missouri Agricultural Seminary graduates. Not kidding. Smart is smart. Only difference? Ivy types keep trying to find decent opera in Iowa City. The smart ones sit in the front row in Memphis watching miracles of slide guitar. Who had the edge?

Now it’s all blown up. Are you starting to get it?

Opportunity is not lost. Truth is, opportunity is greater for those who know the competitive criteria that lead to success. Not reputation. Not a legacy of prosperity. Not glossy credentials. Just ability, smarts, ambition, determination, and a moral center.

Have I given up? No. I fight. As must all of you. Each in your own inspired individual way. What does this have to do with an NFL cat fight? Everything. All news stories are distraction or propaganda. Don’t let them soften your focus on your own line of attack. For Raebert it’s triangles. For us it should be saving our loved ones and the nation they were born into.

Slide guitar is the Nike swoosh of God.

Ry Cooder is one more redneck son of the Almighty.

Veterans Day 2013

Reminds me of the movie Death Race.

Reminds me of the movie Death Race.

I’ve been blogging for ten years and then some. I’ve never tried and come up completely empty on something to say about the occasion. This year I did.

I can’t get past the question, Is this what they were willing to fight and bleed and die for? My answer is no.

What I’m reminded of in the rhetoric of the day is what high school lotharios tell dumb cheerleaders they want to take advantage of. I admire you, your character is inspiring, and I will definitely respect you in the morning.

Crap. All of it.

Our president despises the military, knows nothing of it. His background is so dim that even as Commander in Chief he made reference to the Marine Corpse.

Celebrities and advertisers for nominally good causes produce hundreds of supposedly estimable “charity” spots designed to make us think that all veterans come home from war with two missing limbs, a bullet in the brain, a ruined face, or crippling mental illness.

The media rhetoric, the yellow ribbon (yellow for hostage?) appliqués on SUVs and ESPN anchors, the over the top pageantry at NFL games are all about proclaiming veterans as heroes. The subtext is all about depicting veterans as victims, fools, idiots, and gun-toting killers.

Ironically, it’s possible that the one guy out of step this year was Kevin Blackistone, who suddenly denounced — in the context of Northwestern’s bleeding flag Veterans Day uniforms — the close association between football and the military, going so far as to condemn the singing of the National Anthem before games as the ritual repetition of a “war anthem.”

Why ironic? Because Kevin Blackistone is not just a sports reporter with a bug up his ass about the National Anthem. He’s also a graduate of Northwestern University’s Medill School of Journalism, a college professor of journalism at U. Maryland, and a very political guy. Like a significant number of his other ESPN colleagues, including Michael Wilbon, Rich Eisen, J.D. Adando, Mike Greenberg, and numerous sports reporters at media outlets like the New York Times.

Back in the Sixties, the radical mantra was that “everything is political.” And so it has become. And is.

Makes you wonder, doesn’t it, whether the blood streaked Northwestern uniforms were ever intended as a tribute, except to the willing dupes. Maybe they were always meant as an act of provocation, an excuse for raising the alarm.

I know I’ve had it with the football field sized flags, the saccharine celebration of veterans by lefty sportscasters who never acknowledged anything military during the bloodiest days of the Iraq War. George W. Bush was president then. The current Cirque du Soleil style military glamour in American stadiums began with Obama’s election. And I think the intent is to end it there too. The smart ones will step forward to tell us they are tired of celebrating killers and the lame and the halt which are all the military ever bequeaths us.

Problem, though. Veterans aren’t all heroes, and they aren’t all victims. They’re not a thing apart, a peculiar subset of an, uh, more civilized population that we must constantly thank for their service, applaud at airports, and dutifully tear up over when they return from duty to surprise their kids in a rabbit costume at school. Even though we know they’re trained killers.

What we’re being subtly asked to accept is that they’re a strange, complicated, superior/inferior thing much like the NFL itself. Which is one more lie. They’re just US.

A few truths the libs don’t like. The overwhelming majority of veterans aren’t combat troops. They’re clerks, technicians, MPs, cooks, mechanics, engineers, and skilled and unskilled labor. We owe them not because they did it all for some selfless ideal of liberty but because they answered a call, voluntarily or via the draft, to serve their country. Which they did.

The word we should be remembering today because it is in such peril is discipline. Veterans live under an onerous regime of orders, assigned and frequently boring tasks, sometimes horrifyingly frightening missions, which they accept because they have, or acquire, the character to do what needs to be done, whether anyone in the population at large appreciates it or not.

It’s not all or even mostly about peril. It’s about a sense of duty, which leads to loftier virtues. Those who haven’t forgotten everything, or never knew anything, will recall MacArthur’s valedictory at West Point, titled “Duty, Honor, Country.”

“Duty, Honor, Country” — those three hallowed words reverently dictate what you ought to be, what you can be, what you will be. They are your rallying point to build courage when courage seems to fail, to regain faith when there seems to be little cause for faith, to create hope when hope becomes forlorn.

Unhappily, I possess neither that eloquence of diction, that poetry of imagination, nor that brilliance of metaphor to tell you all that they mean.

The unbelievers will say they are but words, but a slogan, but a flamboyant phrase. Every pedant, every demagogue, every cynic, every hypocrite, every troublemaker, and, I am sorry to say, some others of an entirely different character, will try to downgrade them even to the extent of mockery and ridicule.

But these are some of the things they do.º They build your basic character. They mold you for your future roles as the custodians of the nation’s defense. They make you strong enough to know when you are weak, and brave enough to face yourself when you are afraid.

They teach you to be proud and unbending in honest failure, but humble and gentle in success; not to substitute words for action; not to seek the path of comfort, but to face the stress and spur of difficulty and challenge; to learn to stand up in the storm, but to have compassion on those who fall; to master yourself before you seek to master others; to have a heart that is clean, a goal that is high; to learn to laugh, yet never forget how to weep; to reach into the future, yet never neglect the past; to be serious, yet never take yourself too seriously; to be modest so that you will remember the simplicity of true greatness, the open mind of true wisdom, the meekness of true strength.

Yes, it’s an ideal. Not one everyone attains, not even every veteran. But no one ever gets there without demanding of himself more than he thinks he can achieve.

However slowly or reluctantly, our veterans have accepted the challenge of this demanding ideal. Many fail, many are broken, many are killed, and many are maimed. But they are still US. They’re the ones among us who saw that personal dignity meant believing as much in one’s self as in the system that commanded obedience. They grew from the experience.

Now we confront a new day, one that demands obedience with no regard for personal dignity. Soldiers at the front are not nearly victims as much as those who are content to be cattle branded with government labels, categories, forms, and executive orders.

I can’t believe that this day, Obama’s day, is what they were fighting for — or even peeling potatoes for. They never consented to be nothing but statistics in a phony narrative of social justice, historical vengeance, and hope-crushing egalitarianism.

Pardon me, but I’m thinking all the way back to 1999, the year my father died. He told me, days before his death, that everything he had fought for in World War II was gone. He hadn’t been fighting for the government or the state. He’d been fighting for the life he hoped for the people he knew and grew up with. He didn’t want to be remembered as a fighter pilot. He wanted to be remembered as a good man.

So forget the camo. Forget the emblems and the salutes. Veterans are Americans, the people next door. Some more deeply affected than the rest of us. But still us.

Have I got any of this wrong, George? If so, tell me.

There’s a Raebert Gallery now.

Nobody can carry the whole weight of the world. I worry about the Boss.

Nobody can carry the whole weight of the world. I worry about the Boss.

Lake has no time to spare, but he assembled a gallery of Raebert pics. When he gets more time, I’m just hoping that he goes less for funny and more for beautiful. Because frequently that’s what Raebert, stunningly and overwhelmingly, is.

NJ in the Lone Star state.

The city in the distance is Dallas-Fort Worth. Been there myself. A huge relief from the northeast.

The city in the distance is Dallas-Fort Worth. Been there myself. A huge relief from the northeast. (Photo credit: Michael from Exit 5.)

New Jersey people are natural pilgrims, whether it strikes them early or late. We go elsewhere because we’ve been taught there’s something wrong with Jersey. We almost always come home again, but not because there’s anything wrong with the new places. Only because, when all is said and done, this is where we’re from.

But maybe that’s changing now. Such a thing as being too true blue a blue state. We, my wife and I, wish all the best for the latest exiles. Texas has much to offer. Like hope for the future and people who want more talented and decent people for neighbors.

Best of luck to Michael and Genevieve. They deserve that large sky and the promise of wide open spaces. And just maybe there’s a new launching pad for Josh there too.

For Friday, do you want interesting, scandalous, or just plain funny?

Going into the weekend, nobody needs news about the president’s unapologetic apology or anything else in DC. Which is, in case you missed it, no longer the center of the universe. Even Third World capitals know we’re all lies and bullshit now. Time for something different, at least for a while.

Here’s interesting, an almost airtight miracle narrative from Santa Fe, New Mexico.

I learned about it on Don Wild’s Monumental Mysteries, and they did proffer a slender real world explanation. But they had no proof and the circumstances were still not inconsistent with miracle. Look it up and make up your own mind.

And here’s scandalous, a Red Carpet dress maybe not even Mylie Cyrus would wear.

Jaimie Alexander, star of the new Thor movie, at its premiere.

Jaimie Alexander, star of the new Thor movie, at its premiere.

Yeah, here’s the NSFW real article. The thrill of looking combined with the thrill of indignation.

And here’s funny. The true story behind Monty Python’s Dead Parrot sketch. And Maggie Thatcher using it for her own purposes.

Which do you prefer? Or in these darkest of days, do we perhaps need all of them?

Sacrificing a Pawn

In chess that’s what pawns are for. In politics too. Yesterday, both parties deliberately threw a gubernatorial election to the other side. Even if that’s not how the MSM are portraying it.

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Barbara Buono vs. Chris Christie in New Jersey

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Frank Cucchinelli vs. Terry McAuliffe in Virginia.

The logic in both instances is devious, but the evidence is limpidly clear. In New Jersey, Democrat Barbara Buono got no help from her party. No campaign support from Hillary or Obama, no financial support to speak of, and just one DNC staffer loaned to her effort against Christie. Why? The Democrats (and the MSM) are seeking to turn Christie into the next John McCain, the so-called moderate (i.e., Democrat Lite) front runner in the Republican presidential campaign, who will be lauded and admired until after his nomination, at which time all the abundant oppo research already compiled against him will be unleashed in a paralyzing smear campaign. Like most Republican geniuses, Christie’s appraisal of his own talents is inflated to the point of blindness. He’s the perfect setup. His huge win in a Blue state he believes the result of his own shrewd politicking, even though exit polling showed him still losing to Hillary among New Jersey voters. He’s just a fat fool. And Buono is a pissed off dupe.

In Virginia, the Republican establishment wanted Cucchinelli, a Tea Party type, to go down to humiliating defeat so that the party could make the argument Tea Partiers are electoral poison. Everyone knows McAuliffe is a stone whore, the insider’s ultimate dirty, principle-free insider. So the RNC gave their candidate almost no money, no campaign support, overlooked the filthy tactic that used Democrat money to fund a specious Libertarian candidate siphoning votes from Cucchinelli, and as recently as two weeks ago basked in the fact that he was down about 15 points in the polls. The new Republican hope, Chris Christie, turned down last minute appeals to campaign for his party’s candidate in Virginia. He and the other GOP bigwigs were eagerly anticipating the landslide loss. Except that it wasn’t. Cucchinelli lost by about 2 1/2 points, and McAuliffe did not win a majority of votes cast. Apparently, people are truly steamed about ObamaCare. But Cucchinelli is just another loser, sent home to oblivion.

The truth? Both parties are hopelessly corrupt, and the kings and queens on both sides are eminently for sale to the most generous lobbyists.

Does anyone put a human face on the pawns?

Only the rest of us pawns in this dirty game.

Only the rest of us pawns in this dirty game.

The Dawkins Fallacy

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Raebert’s right this time. The smartest given that he’s not the smartest.

Actually, he’s among the most tiresome. Like Hotair’s AllahPundit, who addresses theology — and Dawkins — with a ten-point rating we’re supposed to take seriously.

Seriously, though, he’s making a banal point here — banal enough that I’ve made it myself repeatedly when arguing with readers in our comment threads. Having one of the world’s most prominent atheists admit he’s not totally sure is catnip for believers, but all he’s doing is being a conscientious skeptic. Every atheist is technically an agnostic; the distinction in the labels is largely the degree of confidence with which one’s concluded that there’s no God. Since there’s no way to conclusively prove that God doesn’t exist, no one can correctly claim absolute confidence. That’s all Dawkins is getting at, per his point that he’s a 6.9 on his own seven-point scale of doubt. I’d guesstimate that most people between, say, four and six call themselves “agnostic” while anyone beyond six self-identifies as “atheist.” Point is, you can never quite get to seven, just as virtually any conscientious believer will admit that they’re not quite at one. Which of course is why they’re called “believers,” not “knowers.”

Do these fools have any idea how dopey they sound to people who look at the universe and think it didn’t just think itself up from, uh, nothing? There was never any intelligence involved in the billion year history of the universe until Dick went to Oxford and Allahpundit went to, uh, (where?), er, NYU?

Love the idea that really really smart people have recently ordained themselves smart enough to perceive that everything just somehow happened and so they’re now in charge, being the ones who just figured that out.

Cool.

My own image of Dawkins.

The flouncing one in the foreground.

The flouncing one in the foreground. “I have it on good authority there’s no such thing as a cat.”

Not afraid, you see, what with being superior to all possible situations. And very very pretty to boot.

I'm the smartest thing ever. Can't you see it? Look at me.

I’m the smartest thing ever. Can’t you see it? Look at me. I’ve also written many books.

Yeah. Just look at him. I am SO impressed. He’s never debated any serious theologian. Because he’s so much smarter than they are.

[Sneeze]

Sorry, Dick. Even after you, the universe will proceed in its meaningful way. Just. Without. You.

Sorry, Dick. Even after you, the universe will proceed in its meaningful way. Just. Without. You.

If your name is Dawkins, you might want to consider the virtues and beliefs of people named Bach and Mozart. Maybe you’re not smarter than absolutely everybody.

Just saying.