A
Christine Aguilera
Christina Agilero.
Tori Amos
Tori Amoros.
Madeleine Albright
Madlyn
Alright.
B
Patricia Cornwell
Patricia Barbell.
Melanie Lomax
Melody Blowhard.
Flipper Gore
Flipper
Bore.
Barbara Boxer
Barbara Boxster.
Susan Brownmiller
Susan Brownmouth.
Annette Benning
Annette Bumming.
Laura Bush
Laurel Bush.
Sandra Bullock
Sandra Buttock.
C
Naomi Campbell
Naoomi Campbell.
Neve Campbell
Nave Campbell.
JeanCarnahan
Jean
Cardamom.
Linda Chavez
Linda Chacha.
Char.
Connie Chung
Connie Chunx.
Eleanor Clift
Eleanor Cleft.
Marsha Clark
Marsha
Clerk.
Katie Couric
K. D. Courage.
Penelope Cruz
Penelope
Crudez.
Courtney Cox
Courtley
Cox.
Cindy Crawford
Candy Crawford.
Kathy Lee Gifford
Kathy Lee Crossley.
Mariah Carey
Mariah Curley.
Margaret Carlson
Margaret Curlson.
D
Clare Danes
Cuir Dames.
Geena Davis
Goony Davis.
Ellen Degeneres
Helen
DeGenerous.
Cameron Diaz
Camera Diaz.
Celine Dion
Celine Divan.
Laurie Dhue
Laurie Doo.
Andrea Dworkin
Andrew Dorkey.
Liddy Dole
Liddy Dull.
Laurie Dhu
E
Melissa Etheridge
Melissa
Estrogen.
Susan Estrich
Susan Estrogen.
F
Diane Feinstein
Diane Feinwein.
Bridget Fonda
Bridget Fondle.
Jane Fonda
Jane Fondle.
G
Sue Grafton
Sue Graffiti.
Terry Gross
Howdy
Gross. She does all those oh-so-cool intellectual interviews on National
Taxpayers' Radio.
H
Ann Hatesh.
Gail Sheehy
Gail Heeshy.
Hillary Clinton
Hillery.
Anita Hill
Anita Hole.
Courtney Love
Courtney Hole.
Faith Hill
Faith Hole.
Lauren Hill
Lauren Hole.
Ariana Huffington
Ariadne Humpington.
Helen Hunt
Helen Hunch.
Whitney Houston
Whipmey Huston.
I
k.d. ingaling.
Laura Ingraham
Laurel Ingraham.
J
Paula
Janes.
Angelina Jolie
Angelica Jolly.
K
Nicole Kidman
Nicole Kidding.
L
Monica Lewinsky
Monica
Lewiski.
Jennifer Lopez
Jennifer
Lobez.
Dr. Laura
Dr. Lorna.
Jennifer Lopez
M
Madonna
Madamma.
Mary Matalin
Mary Magdalen.
Susan McDougal
Susan
McDoe.
Cynthia McKinney
Cynthia McKinky
Andrea Mitchell
Audrey Mitchell-Greenbacks.
Demi Moore
Dummi Morgue.
Barbara Mikulski
Barbara Mudkowski.
Dody Myers.
Leesa Myers.
N
Peggy Noonan
Piggy Noone.
O
Sinead O'Connor
Sinead O’Bitch.
Kelly O'Dingle.
Nora O'Donnell
Nora O’Dingle.
Cynthia Alksne
Scythia Oxknees
P
Camille Paglia
Camera Paglia.
Gwyneth Paltrow
Gwyneth Paltry.
Sarah Jessica Parker
Sarah Jessica Percheron.
Kate Winslet
Kate Piglet.
Q
R
Sally Jesse Raphael
Sorre Jesse Ralphe.
Janet Reno
Janet Rambo.
Condoleeza Rice
Congoleum Rice.
Denise Rich
Deniese
Rich.
Roseanne Barr, Rosie O'Donnell
Rosabud.
Cokie Roberts
Cokie Rubbish.
Julia Roberts
Julia
Rubbish.
S
Susan Sarandon
Susan Saranwrap.
Maria Shriver
Marlo Schwartzenkennedy.
Clare Shipman
Clare Shapely.
Sharon Stone
Sharon Skag.
Diane Sawyer
Diane Soyer.
Britney Spears
Britney Spirits
Leslie Stahl
Leslie Stall.
Barbra Streisand
Barbra
Streising.
Hillery Swink.
T
T&C.
Andrea Thompson
Undrea
Thompson.
Linda Tripp
Linda
Trikk.
Liv Tyler
Liv Tyger.
U
Fiona Apple
Fiona Ugly.
V
Greta Van Susteren
Gretel Van Cistern.
Nina Von Totenberg
Nina Von Totempole.
W
Oprah Winfrey
Opra Whimpery.
Christie Whitman
Christie
Tubb-Woman.
Oprah Winfrey
Opra Whimpery.
X
Y
Z
Paula Zahn
Paula Zing.
